10-28-2004, 02:26 PM
Now here are some strange lies attributed to Jesus (as)
According to Gospel Mark 16:17-18, there are following five signs that accompany those who believe in, have been baptized, and recite Lord’s Prayer
1. “In my name (Christ), they will cast out demons”
I have never seen this happen, except in Hollywood or on Benny Hill TV show.
2. “They will speak with new tongues”
Acts 2:4-11; 1 Corinthians 13:1 explain that:
“The individuals who utter unintelligible syllables during church and synagogue services are not following the precise teachings of their Old and New Testament with regard to “speaking in tongues,” but, rather they are consciencly or unconsciencly trying to reassure themselves and others that they are “filled with spirit”.
3. “They will pick up serpents”
It is a fact that the Jew who began a sect of Christianity that involved the handling of serpents, himself died from snake bites,
4. “If they drank any deadly poison it shall not hurt them”
Now, I like challenge the ADL-hackers – if anyone of them dare to try this trick – after offering his/her/whatever’s Lord Prayer!
5. “They will lay hands on the sick and they will recover”
One doesn’t need Benny Hill or Lord’s Prayer to achieve that. I have heard it happen to Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Catholics, Protestants, Atheists and Agnostics. These events have happened sometimes with, sometimes without prayer or laying on of hands