Al-Azhar Student >funny joke<

[NaSra]

Oh we don't have a jokes forum ey?

I guess its ok if I post a joke on the general forum then? lemme know :learn:

Al-Azhar Student:

A couple of students entering Al-Azhar University met up with a professor.

He asked the first student, "What is your name?". The student replied, "My name is Mohamed." The professor said, "Very well. Please recite Surah Muhammad". And the student did.

The next student said, "My name is Tariq." The professor said, "Ok, please recite Surah Al-Tariq. And the student did. This went on with other students saying their names and reciting their namesake surahs --Ibrahim,Yusef, etc. Finally, the professor noticed this one student looking down at his shoes and mumbling something. The professor asked "What's wrong and what is your name?" The student looked at the professor and said, "I cannot lie. My name is Taha, but everyone calls me Kauthar!"

(For all of those who don't get the joke Surah Ta-Ha is a long surah with 135 ayats Whereas, Surah Al-Kauthar has only 3 ayats!) LoL

and Khouthar is also the name of a paradise. Many muslim females are named khouthar. :smilingfl

[naseeha]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

that is sooo funny mannn

hahahhhahahahahaha...

i heard this other one that allegedly happened in the masjid haraam

this man was praying and was deep in concentration when the sheikh and his freind came into the mosque... on seeing the man praying the sheikh exclaimed to his freind... "what a pious man he is!!!" upon hearing this the man turned around IN PRAYER... and said.... and i'm fasting tooo

hehe

get it...

[NaSra]

LOLLLLLLLLLLthat is sooo funny mannn

hahahhhahahahahaha...

i heard this other one that allegedly happened in the masjid haraam

this man was praying and was deep in concentration when the sheikh and his freind came into the mosque... on seeing the man praying the sheikh exclaimed to his freind... \"what a pious man he is!!!\" upon hearing this the man turned around IN PRAYER... and said.... and i'm fasting tooo  

hehe

get it...

oh how sad LoL AstaqfuruAllah

thats was funny Naseeha.

[naseeha]

oh how sad LoL AstaqfuruAllahthats was funny Naseeha.

it was sad wasnt it.. well maybe this joke will teach us a lesson about salaah and about who we do our actions for

man or allah

[unity]

seeing as we're doing jokes heres mine:

An old Arab man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden,

but it was very hard work. His only son, Abdul, who

used to help him, was being held by the FBI for aiding and abetting

terrorists.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Abdul,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't able able to plant my

potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a

garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you

would dig the plot for me.

Your Dad,

Mohammad.

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the

biological weapons.

Love,

Abdul.

At 4a.m. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug

up the entire area without finding any weapons. They

apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received

another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the

circumstances.

Lesson : who said FBI was not useful!!

[naseeha]

Ya allah...

that was soo funny....

hehahhahahhaha

jazaakallah khairan unity

[NaSra]

Suhail post something that doesn't anger Allah InshaALlah...If you can!

Don't post unIslamic jokes that are haram and that add to your bad deeds pls.

Thats just my 2 cents

[Suhail]

heyyyyyyyy who got rid of my joke ???????????


there was nothing wrong with it .........


it wasnt haram and unislamic ......


it had a good morale .....


im posting it again

[Senorita]

Here is another joke


<b>Mad Wife Disease</b>


A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.


"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name MaryLou written on it," she replied.


"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."


Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.


When he came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?" She replied "Your horse called."

[Senorita]

<b>Bush and Condaleesa rice .....funniest joke ever </b>



<b>George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" </b>


>Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."


>George: "Great. Lay it on me."


>Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."


>George: "That's what I want to know."


>Condoleeza: "Yes." what I'm telling you."


>George: "I mean the fellow's name."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The guy in China."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The new leader of China."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The Chinaman!"


>Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."


>George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"


>Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."


>George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"


>Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."


>George: "That's whose name?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes."


>George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."


>Condoleeza: "That's correct."


>George: "Then who is in China?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Yassir is in China?"


>


>Condoleeza: "No, sir."


>


>George: "Then who is?"


>


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>


>George: "Yassir?"


>


>Condoleeza: "No, sir."


>


>George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of


>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"


>George: "No, thanks."


>Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"


>George: "No."


>Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."


>George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And


>then get me the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"


>George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"


>Condoleeza: "And call who?"


>George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"


>Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."


>George: "Will you stay out of China?!"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi."


>George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."


lol