$P@c£ .........!!!!!!!

[Suhail]

a.s.w.k

i wanted to ask u all a question ..... i didnt wanna ask muslimah bcoz i ask her to many stupid questions...

a mate of mine wants to be an astranaut

can a muslim go on the moon .....?

can he travel in space

are there certain limits ??

plzzz tell me ....... dont get the wrong idea guys its not for me ...

[Purgetroy]

well your suppose to perform some certain rituals first. make a big pentagram on the ground using lamb blood. then place lighted black candels on each end of the star and sit in the middle.

say the following words:

memphisto, natas, baphomet, natas, lucifer, natas.

after you do that, stand on your hands and make someone run a knife in your belly. then wait for a while and then you'll see yourself going to a timless, limitless hel...er....space...

so you either know that this is a stupid question and thus wont ask muslimah, but dont mind killing us about it or your dont know what the hell your talking about.

tell your friend that he doesnt have a chance to be an astronaut because astronauts need atleast two WORKING braincells in their head. then beat him on the head with a big club. once your done, wait for the police.

how old are you btw?

[Purgetroy]

OMG! your a moderator? what did you do? bribe the webmaster? whats this world coming to?

[Muslimah]

<i>Originally posted by suhail786 </i><b>a.s.w.k  </b>

i wanted to ask u all a question ..... i didnt wanna ask muslimah bcoz i ask her to many stupid questions...

me ...

as salam alykom

Jazakum Allah khairan katheeran for making me smile

[Muslimah]

<i>Originally posted by Purgetroy </i><b>OMG! your a moderator? what did you do? bribe the webmaster? whats this world coming to? </b>

as salam alykom son

I can not believe what u said up there, he is not asking me but killing you with it, really can not, oh you r toooo much as usual:D i rarely use this one u know. But I almost fell off my chair laughing, and no son he didn't bribe me. We just let him taste it. See just tasting it. But believe it or not Mash aAllah he is doing fine

Alhamdulelah

[Suhail]

i wake up saturday morning get ready have my breakfast check my mail and the first thing i reead is some thing from some member !!!

p.s NOBODY DARE EDIT MY POST IM IN A BAD MOOD !! :mad:

*edited by Muslimah*

[Muslimah]

As Salam Alykom Suhail

I did edite your post and there was no need for all this bad mood, may Allah protect us all against Shaytan. The Messenger said don't be angry. And u did not bribe anybody here to become a mod suhail Alhamdulelah. there is nothing worth this. Hey we are all Muslims here and must act as such. Being a mod or admin means nothing but just more accountability before Allah, since u must really ensure compatability of the contents with Allah's guidance as mentioned in Quran and sunnah.

And Alhamdulelah we are all here doing fine with it. Aren't u?? Mash a Allah.

Purgetroy was just being funny nothing more, he meant no harm. I am sure. U ve been funny sometimes and people took it lightly didn't they? So now it is your turn:cool:

It means nothing more than any regular member. It is just Allah assigns us more role to play here and there.

May He helps us for it

[Suhail]

ur lucky ive uve calmed me down or else i wouldve gone through every single one of ur posts and deleted them........