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<b>Bush and Condaleesa rice .....funniest joke ever </b>



<b>George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" </b>


>Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."


>George: "Great. Lay it on me."


>Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."


>George: "That's what I want to know."


>Condoleeza: "Yes." what I'm telling you."


>George: "I mean the fellow's name."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The guy in China."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The new leader of China."


>Condoleeza: "Hu."


>George: "The Chinaman!"


>Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."


>George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"


>Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."


>George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"


>Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."


>George: "That's whose name?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes."


>George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."


>Condoleeza: "That's correct."


>George: "Then who is in China?"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Yassir is in China?"


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>Condoleeza: "No, sir."


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>George: "Then who is?"


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>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


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>George: "Yassir?"


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>Condoleeza: "No, sir."


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>George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of


>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"


>George: "No, thanks."


>Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"


>George: "No."


>Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."


>George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And


>then get me the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"


>George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"


>Condoleeza: "And call who?"


>George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"


>Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."


>George: "Will you stay out of China?!"


>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."


>George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."


>Condoleeza: "Kofi."


>George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."


lol