Al-Azhar Student >funny joke<

[NaSra]

Oh we don't have a jokes forum ey?

I guess its ok if I post a joke on the general forum then? lemme know :learn:

Al-Azhar Student:

A couple of students entering Al-Azhar University met up with a professor.

He asked the first student, "What is your name?". The student replied, "My name is Mohamed." The professor said, "Very well. Please recite Surah Muhammad". And the student did.

The next student said, "My name is Tariq." The professor said, "Ok, please recite Surah Al-Tariq. And the student did. This went on with other students saying their names and reciting their namesake surahs --Ibrahim,Yusef, etc. Finally, the professor noticed this one student looking down at his shoes and mumbling something. The professor asked "What's wrong and what is your name?" The student looked at the professor and said, "I cannot lie. My name is Taha, but everyone calls me Kauthar!"

(For all of those who don't get the joke Surah Ta-Ha is a long surah with 135 ayats Whereas, Surah Al-Kauthar has only 3 ayats!) LoL

and Khouthar is also the name of a paradise. Many muslim females are named khouthar. :smilingfl