07-21-2003, 06:11 AM
As Salam Alykom
Well as long as this thread is for jokes, look at this one:
A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went
wild and attacked a young boy. The man was able to
grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it to
death. A reporter for the NY times comes to interview him,
congratulating him on his act of heroism. He suggests the
headline: "New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!"
But, the man told him; I'm not from NY.
Ok, then how about: "American hero saves the day." But, the man told
him, I'm not American.
Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
I'm from Pakistan, the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: "MUSLIM
FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING
POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA"
N.B Many of you may have read it before but well.