some stuff i am having trouble with

[Dan]

Bismillah


As salam alaikum


1. murder


2. change email address


3. send bunches to sender


4. consider deleting messages as finger exercises


5. pretend that they are messages from loved ones


6. read them outloud in a Mickey Mouse voice


7. sing them outloud to the tune of "Oops I did it again."


8. pay a sheikh to give you a fatwa saying they are haram to send


9. print them, sprinkle on ice cream, and say "Hello" to deliciousness


10. Ask someone who really knows what to do...