Bismillah
As Salam alaikum
Hold up!
Did I bash your little soccer players shorty shorts when it was World Cup time? Nooooo....
Be nice to the football players because if one sits on you, then *squish*!
Somebody here is now in Football land- the manly kind- so be careful what you say, especially since you are in a college football town. Anyway what would your roommate say about you bishy bashing a sport that he EXCELLED in. Go ask my friend.
Ahhhh Good times are coming!
I just want to apologize on behalf of the Americans for being inventive and developing our own sports. We will try to subdue our creativity for you all's benefit. :P :P :P :P :P
As Salam alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu