Bismillah
As Salam alaikum
I had to capture a pigeon in a gym that I worked at.
Try catching something that flies equipped with solely a towel. Me and a member closed the door to the basketball court and ran around for 30 minutes or so. Our theory was to tire it out so it could no longer fly. The pidgeon's theory was to tire us out so we no longer cared. We prevailed but it was clearly laughing... or wheezing its death wheeze... whatever...
I'm in the Squirrel Deppreciation League. I haven't liked squirrels since one cut me off in its stupid Mazarati and then gave me the finger... I mean, the claw. They think because they are rich that they can do what they want. Just wait until the value of the nut falls on the Stock Market... Then We'll see who's laughing!