Fair Deal

[Red Sea Diver]

Friday, 6, June, 2003 (06, Rabi` ath-Thani, 1424)

R.N. • United States published 6 June 2003

Road Maps

The original United Nations “Partition Plan” to the Palestinians: You are going to have 47 percent of the 100 percent that was originally yours.

The “Oslo Agreement” to the Palestinians: You are going to have 22 percent of the 100 percent that was originally yours.

Barak’s “generous offer” to the Palestinians: We are going to give you 80 percent of 22 percent of 100 percent of the land that was originally yours.

Sharon’s “Peace Plan” to the Palestinians in 2,000: We are going to give you 42 percent of 80 percent of 22 percent of 100 percent of the land that was originally yours, and this 42 percent will remain under continuous curfew.

“Zionists” to the Palestinians: According to our version of the Bible, you are entitled to 0 percent of 42 percent of 80 percent of 22 percent of 100 percent of the land that was originally yours.

The road map to the Palestinians that President Bush envisions: If you stop your resistance (which we call terrorism) to the occupation, and your refugees give up their right of return to their ancestral homes, and you agree to elect only officials acceptable to Bush and Sharon, and you agree to lock up all your resistance fighters, and you agree to drive your cars only on roads that Sharon assigns for your use, and you do not object to the “wall” that Sharon is building, and you agree not to claim Jerusalem as your capital, and you agree that your children’s school curriculum will include only courses and books approved by the Israeli government, and you agree not to give birth to more than three children per family, then Sharon might consider negotiating with you on the 42 percent of 80 percent of 22 percent of 100 percent of the land that was originally yours.

A fair deal, isn’t it?

[Muslimah]

EXcellent deal matter of fact we don't have a crying icon)

May Allah make us a way out.