Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dirt
#1

There was an aetheist on the radio today, pushing his new book, there some quiet good,and funny, rebuttles on the phone in. But it reminded me of this is old one:


One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had


come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one


scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.


The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we


no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and


do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and leave us to it"


God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the


scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this,


let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist


replied, "OK, great!"


But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in


the old days with Adam."


The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed


himself a handful of dirt.


God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own


dirt!"

Reply
#2

salam alaykum.


that made me chuckle for a few minutes. i now pronounce you "joker" of this forum". ;)


may Allah bless you.

Reply
#3

I dub thee SIR ARCLIGHT the jester


that was funny arclight... for real LOL still laughing

Reply
#4

I can't take credit for that one, its older than I am :)


And its not just a joke, it also has a message.




Quote:may Allah bless you.

* arclight thinks


He already has

Reply
#5

Bismillah


Sobhan Allah, I really didnt take it as much funny as it is full of wisdom. So true. If he can, let him get the dirt. People just get infatuated with their abilities and deceive themselves.

Reply
#6

Bismillah


As Salam alaikum


I am always amazed when there's a "discovery" and people then think we are closer to knowing the "truth." So scientists can explain the "how" but they never explain the "why." Ok so chlorophyl is green and collects the suns rays for energy but why GREEN?


It's like this: My car mechanic can explain how the car works, but is he smart enough or skilled enough to have invented the car in the first place? My experience says most unlikely. The same kind of applies here but on a much vaster scale.


As Salam alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu

Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 4 Guest(s)