+- Forums (https://bb.islamsms.com)
+-- Forum: ENGLISH (https://bb.islamsms.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Forum: Discussion of Beliefs (https://bb.islamsms.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=25)
+--- Thread: non offensicve humour (/showthread.php?tid=6716)
non offensicve humour - Teh_Curious - 01-26-2007
An Imam was feeling bored one Friday and decided to take the day off away from the Masjid. He told the assistant Imam he wasn't feeling well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away so that no one would know him.
Up in Heaven, the angels were talking. One said to another, "He can just get away with that! This is wrong - Jummah is mandatory for him and he is an example for so many believers!" The other angel agreed but decided to wait to see how Allah would take care of him.
The Imam teed off on the first hole and suddenly, the wind picked up, blowing the ball right in the hole for a 420 yard hole-in-one.
The angels looked at each other in great surprise. One said, "Why did He do that??" The other realized the wisdom behind it and smiled...
"Who's he going to tell?"
non offensicve humour - Dan - 01-26-2007
Bismillah
Heard this long ago only it was a priest.